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"Here are we -- and yonder yawns the universe."
~H.P. Lovecraft, "The Dunwich Horror"

"Man rules now where They ruled once; They shall soon rule where man rules now. After summer is winter, and after winter summer. They wait patient and potent, for here shall They reign again."
~Abdul Alhazred, "The Necronomicon"

"Groovy."
-Ash, "Evil Dead II"

Following the events of last year, peace has descended on the quaint little village we call home. The King continues to be in exile from the brouhaha of the first year. The Princess, her wife the Bandit, the Gay Prince, and his lover all seem to prefer living incognito amongst the people to the actual burdens of being heads-of-state. The Knights, Rogues, Wenches, Merchants, and assorted original inhabitants have welcomed the formerly invading Pirates and Ninja, reasoning, "Forsooth! Verily! What the hell?"

Now, all live together in harmony and brotherhood, carousing, coexisting, doing business, carousing a little more, working, gaming, and generally having a good time. With maybe a little carousing on the side.

BUT WAIT! WAIT! ALL IS NOT RIGHT!

...or, to be specific, some things are very, VERY right... for very, very -wrong- reasons.

Wickedevents

Our idea is simple. We try to make events that people who like things outside the norm are going to enjoy. It's a good system, because if people consistently have a good time, we make money, and if they don't, we become very sad and have to boil our shoes during the hard New Jersey winters. We are vaguely neurotic about attempting to create events which people will enjoy, whether they're attending, vending, performing, or helping out, and we like to try to give everything a bit of a twist.

Jeff Mach

"None of the other children go around wearing capes," my mother said.

"That's because they don't have any," I said.

-Daniel Pinkwater, "Wempires"

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