Statler: We have a secret recipe.

Waldorf: That's true.

Statler: Concocted with much skill.

Waldorf: Yes. And once you've tried our special dish-

Statler: That's right.

Waldorf: You'll never get your fill.

Statler/Waldorf: Take ten terrific girls, but only nine costumes, and you're cooking up something grand.

Statler: Mix in some amber lights, and elegant scenery-

Waldorf: Then stir in a fine jazz band.

Statler: Then add some funny men, and pepper with laughter.

Waldorf: It's tart and tasty I know.

Statler/Waldorf: Then serve it piping hot, and what have you got? A burlesque show . . "

White Elephant burlesque is a unique, tongue-in-cheek, mixed-gender, mixed-everything burlesque troup, one of the most talented we have ever seen. Miss them at your peril.

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